Cheese
Cheese is good
in my hood
Especially Oscar Meyers
for all you buyers
Cheese is cool
But not in the pool
This is why I say
Oscar Meyer has a way
with c-h-e-e-s-e yay!
by Kyle Sauley
65 Comments
oh my gosh i wrote this work of genius. Hi to all my peeps at Anderson elementary. Roadrunners rock. I would also like to thank the library for all the activites and i want to thank the cheese!
— Kyle Sauley May 17, 09:48 PM #
Hey Elvis!!! Your poem rox!!!!! I luv cheese!!!! You know me dawg!!!! Peace out!!!!!
— Danielle Grady ROCKS!!!!!!! U BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!! Jul 6, 01:34 PM #
hi,if you google kyle sauley you’ll find this poem (that i wrote) keep the responses coming!!!!!!!!!!! Harry potter and the deathly hallows rules go harry expecto patronun!!!!!!! i am a hero bye
— Kyle Sauley Jul 23, 08:33 PM #
hi if u are reading this u will come to lacrosse this saunday at 4pm 2 6pm the 29th 6th 13th and the 20th(all in september and october)any 1 isallowed to come and its free. its super fun
— Kyle Sauley Sep 24, 09:06 PM #
on tne football feild sorry so long to get back but being a junioe high student is hard if you wanna come its sunday at 4pm at the sports complex on the football field ps if its warm we play (weather forbid)
— Kyle Sauley Oct 23, 09:26 PM #
Hey Kyle, if you google Kyle Sauley, it asks you if you mean Kyle Howley!! I googled myself and it came up with a doctor, an author and then my story “The Surprise”! Shonica has a ton of things on her name!!
— Jackie Dec 12, 06:00 PM #
Wow what a day cheese is gonna be my rise to fame
Now i have new peeps wat the jr high so i would like to sayt Madison Bears Your in bear terretroy but i Must admit i have friends at pope john /shawe and southwestern so
Iwent to a cubs basketball game they lost and some of my freinds are mad at each other so be happy (motly boy-girl stuff) did not hear it from me fi you need to tell me somethin just add a comment to cheese cause i read them i bet people in boston could read it i found it on a national library site. Thank u boston and good night everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Kyle Sauley Dec 21, 09:39 PM #
You make me smile Kyle. Hey! Smile and Kyle rhyme. I bet your mom did that on purpose.
Did everyone have a Merry Christmas? I did. New jammies always make me happy. They have turtles on them. Too bad that I can’t wear them to work. I think that we should have a “wear your jammies to the library day” What do you think?
— Shonica Dec 27, 12:31 PM #
we need to do a pajama day for guitar hero if you need help figuring it out ask me. I did have a merry christmas . did you I got some lounge/ pajama pants (notre dame). My big thing was a ping pong table i am gonna become a master of the pong or maybe the ping. My itunes is playing the new Foo Fighters song Pretender. It is amazing. is there going to be non achoholic butter beer at the ducck tape rose thing. i am so coming.
— Kyle Sauley Jan 4, 10:06 PM #
IMPORTANT
tests prove that cheese is espicially good in the pool
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems) Jan 5, 10:29 AM #
i fair to disagree the (boys team) has won turkey shootout since 2000-2001. But the Rebels are ok (unless they play madison)but i wont hold that against you!!!!!!!!! Yor in Cub/bear territory ROAR!!!!!!!
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems) Jan 12, 10:39 AM #
Yes, but the girls have beat Madison since then. Our boy’s team stinks, though, so it’s no wonder they got beat. Rebels rock the house!! Oh, and don’t worry, Shonica. We won’t let it get too ugly. Hee, hee :)
— Jackie Jan 14, 06:30 PM #
Whew! That’s a relief.
:) JK
I know you two play nice. Hope to see you both tonight at duct tape. And next week at Wacky Writers. I’ve been missing you.
ttfn
— Shonica Jan 17, 01:36 PM #
Hey Kyle, just in case you were wondering we picked up your shiny duct tape last night. I’ll bring it on Sunday.
— Jackie Jan 18, 03:34 PM #
ok i thought i had it but i will go check i dont have it but what a relief that it is in safe hands you and Shelby can use it. I went to a dance/party tonight it was awsome!!!!!!!!
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems) Jan 18, 10:13 PM #
this is the best poem i have ever read it is the best poem ever ert wert wert please go out with me
— max devito Jan 30, 02:07 PM #
cheese rulez, gamez rule, soccer rulez, kyles awsome, kyle today is Janurary 30,2008 2:08 p.m.!
— patrick conboy Jan 30, 02:09 PM #
Dear Kyle,
I am sorry to inform you that your membership to mcgiggles club has expired.We are verry sory for your loss. Please keep losing weight and keep up the good work in the coal mine. Sincerely Mr mcgiggles— Mr Mc Giggles Jan 30, 02:10 PM #
hi kyle it is me again and i like you more than last time and i hope we grow up and get married and move to new york city plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz\
— the big cheese Jan 30, 02:11 PM #
HEY SEXY!!!!! lETS MEET 5:OO MY HOUSE !! SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!
&HEARTS
— i love you Jan 30, 02:14 PM #
my friends got on during school and messed around on here. They were joking around. Aren’t my freinds lovely
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems)I AM A WEASLEY Jan 30, 04:10 PM #
If anyone asks i don’t know those people no, no just kidding. you guys are awsome . You rock and your so embarassing. no wonder i hang out you guys. If you are reading this you rock Madison Rocks and your team rocks. please keep enbarassing me and thanks for the laughs (Hahahahahaahhaahahahahahahah) Mr Mc Giggles cant we arrange something i must be i member i must Peace Love and Harmony o yeaH I MJCPL’S OFICIAL HIPPY/POET/CHEESE AND PENGUIN EXPERT
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems)I AM A WEASLEY Jan 30, 08:40 PM #
Dear Kyle, We are sorry to inform you that the kids that you speek of were not from school…..they were people from the IRS wanting taxes….
— Mr Mcgiggles Jan 30, 08:40 PM #
TAXES THATS ALL THEY EVER WANT!!!!!!!!
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems) PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY Jan 30, 08:49 PM #
Dear Kyle’s Friends,
You are a hoot. You should hang out at the library.
Sincerely,
Shonica
Supreme Ruling Empress of Duct Tape
(I need a new title, I’ve been using this one for a long time)
— Shonica Jan 31, 03:38 PM #
hey shonica how about headmistress of mjcpl.
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems) PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY Jan 31, 09:15 PM #
aaaaaaaaa sup kyle see ya at school and i love the poem it is the first time i acually read it all the other times i was just commenting
— max devito Feb 1, 08:27 AM #
hey kyle u still havent renewed your membership
r u going to, if not thats ok (not really) ok bye -mr berty
— berty Feb 1, 08:31 AM #
howdy yall it senior happy i can’t wait till tonight. Iam going to go see “The Eye”. It is a movie, it looks good, but pretty scary. Wow i will tell you if it is scary. I hope i dont get too scared in front of my feinds .
— peace,love and harmony Feb 1, 04:27 PM #
The movi was awsome (awssome) you should go see it ( not very scary)
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems) PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY Feb 2, 10:01 PM #
Good to know. I’m not usually into scary movies. We FINALLY saw the third Pirate movie last night. I’m thinking there will be a fourth. Has anyone heard?
— Shonica Feb 3, 01:22 PM #
Hey i love the poem this is really Abigail but i just wanted to use her name well i have to go and write my childrens story for Mre.Getz!! What Fun!!! WINK WINK
— Macky Hecox Feb 14, 05:13 PM #
What up Shonica and my other peeps! To answer your Pirates #4 question, I don’t thing there’ll be one. If there is, Kiera Knightly won’t be in it. She said she’s done with Elizabeth Swann. boo hoo:( (P.S. I think this poem has the most comments of all the blogs and stories. Go Kyle!)
— Jackie Feb 16, 06:46 PM #
i am pretty sure it does have the most comments!
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems) PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY Feb 19, 08:25 PM #
The closest one is the Harry Potter #7 page, but last time I checked, it only had, like, 43. Rock on, my peeps.
— Jackie Feb 20, 07:33 PM #
hey what up kyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— ado Mar 3, 03:01 PM #
OMG kyle ur sooooooo cute J/K(or was I)
KYLE AND MAX, KYLE AND MAX U GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!
— Paige Mar 4, 04:59 PM #
OMG Kyle this is so cool! I hadn’t googled your name yet even though everyone said your poem was here. I was like hey it really is Kyle’s poem as in Kyle in my class Kyle. HAHA! Well nice C-H-E-E-S-E poem. You are really good at writing poems and stories by the way (I can tell by journal). Well see you Monday bye!
— Katie Browning Apr 4, 10:40 PM #
jackie,strange yes fun yes cool sometimes! just kiddin well “Top of the morning to ya.(or evening)”
— Kyle phycodellic!! Apr 10, 05:46 PM #
IHATE IT. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) ROCK-ON
— m-dog-from-da-city Apr 24, 04:11 PM #
Kyle your poem has had 61 COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You’ve definitly set a new record for most comments on mjcpl.org, it is just amazing that people get on here at all hours of the day to say how good of a writer you are.
btw awsome poem can’t wait to see what else you some up with.
And if you want to join a girls DnD group if/when we start one shonica said you are so cool she’d let you play with us. I will try to DM the group if there are no objections, so be prepared for an element of horror in the adventure. If you don’t know how to play DON’T WORRY someone will be willing to teach you if you decide to play. later ya’ll
— Strange May 23, 12:44 AM #
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
In the summer I Kyle Sauley WILL Write a book of Poems.I have a few ideas for the title
ANATOMY OF POETRY: CHEESE, PENGUINS &Pretty Colors
Poems 4 u
the screams of obseesed fans ring in my ear.
Pancackes
or…
If cats could write poetry
I will need the help of my freinds at mjcpl to help me choose.
This is a true statement
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems) PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY Jun 3, 04:46 PM #
I’m liking Anatomy of Poetry: Cheese, Penguins and Pretty Colors, personally. But let’s face it, they all have potential. Even if you don’t use the others they can be inspiration for individual poems.
Do you realize how much this makes me long for Wacky Writers?! I can’t wait. You’d better be there.
ttfn
Shonica
— Shonica Jun 5, 02:59 PM #
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