One sentence at a time stories
If somebody didn’t do something soon, they were going to have a catastrophe on their hands. Jill liked Christian but she wsn’t sure how he felt. And Tessa loved Kevin but was dating his brother. Christian liked both of them. If Jill and Tessa knew that Christian was a silly boy who couldn’t make up his mind, they would be seriously annoyed. She still loved Christian even though he started dating Haylee, Jill’s best friend. And Tessa still loved Kevin and started to hate Jill. Soap opera, this is a flipping soap opera. I know that it is. Until one day a cool guy showed up just in time to save the day. He was named Zach and we got married and then Kevin arrived with Zach and they had a double wedding and lived happily ever after.
The ghost was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But the peanut butter/jelly wasn’t cheap; it was Jiff and Smuckers. And the ghost didn’t like that. The ghost was a weird kind of ghost that liked cheap peanut butter that sticks to the roof of your mouth and cheap jelly that tastes like icky fruit candy. He also liked sing songs that didn’t have mad rhymes. But he didn’t like other sandwiches. He did however, like songs about other sandwiches. He especially liked ham and cheese. And cats eyes and guts with brocoli and cheese. But still no mad rhymes. Thank goodness I arrived just in time. To see such a horrible crime. But it was so full of slime. Then he found a dime. And went to college to become a mime.
The empty porch rocker rocked and rocked day and night. I wanted to investigate and see if there was a string tied to it and rigged to something. When I did I got pushed and fell into the chair. It strapped me in and I went inot a hole. And I started screaming help. No one heard me. No one heard me I thought to myself. Then something grabbed my shoulder. It was a mad scientist. Oh how I’ve been waiting for you to come and look at my rocker so that you could mine to study. Oh how I love you Christian. And how I miss you Kevin. They are crazy. Yeah, they are. Thank goodness a sane person arrived just in time. In the end Jill married Christian. And Tessa married Kevin. And did not live happily ever after.
Ms. Fleming’s wig had gone missing. And some guy had it. He had hidden it in his locker after the bell rang but before Ms. Fleming woke up. By now it had been soaked in stinky sweatsocks and cheese. Then she saw it and died in her class. No one knew that Ms. Fleming had a rare allergy to the combined smell of sweaty socks and cheese. But she had a secret obsession with cheese. And she was so tempted to eat it.What would she do? Satisfy her taste and die. Or go hungry and live. She didn’t know what to do. So she died. But got stuck with an epipen and lived. And started eating her guts and her wig. She was like a modern day Frankenstein. That’s right. But she never wore that wig again.
I have one green eye and one brown eye. The green eye sees the truth, but the brown eye sees much, much more. I even see dead people. And I saw my dad eating my guts. They aren’t very pretty that’s for sure. They are black like a cat. It was not comfortable to have my guts eaten. I’m not sure how I survived it. I grew them painfully back over night. But they always fell out. Especially in front of my friends. My friends hate me now. Because it always seemed to be when they were eating which started a puke fest. And they ate that too.
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BTW, the deal with these stories is…
They were written by several of us sitting around in a circle. There was a piece of paper with a story starter at the top of each paper. We each wrote one sentence on the paper in front of us to continue that story and then passed it to the right. Wrote a sentence and passed it to the right. And so on until time was up and we announced that this would be the last sentence. Just as fun as writing our stories in this fashion was reading the results.
The authors?? Jacob, Kyle, Jill, Tessa and myself.
— shonica Nov 18, 03:37 PM #
Hey Shonica, when did you write these stories and how did I not know about it!! They are so freakin’ funny! LOL!
— Jackie Nov 28, 03:42 PM #
this are awsome .We better do this at Wacky Writers!!!!!!!!!
— Kyle Sauley (king of cheese poems) Jan 18, 10:19 PM #
I’ll remember that for next time.
HEY!! I can post the poems that you guys wrote last night on Your Voice. I’ll have to do that.
— Shonica Jan 25, 09:56 AM #