Very merry fairy dream by Stange
It was just a very merry fairy dream
and I love cake and ice cream
grass under my feet
a flower under my nose
and as I woke with a start
I heard my little brother fart
This is the last time I told myself
That I shall dream of very merry fairies and ice cream
by Strange
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That my dears is the STRANGEST poem I have ever read while on the internet. What in the world inspired that poor girl to write such a thing. If anyone were to ask me (and i notice that they are not) she should be banned from the library, until she can think of things to write about other than her little brother passing gas.
— She-devil May 1, 01:10 PM #
I’m sorry that one of our poems has offended you, She-devil. But you see, the thing about those of us who hang out at the library is that we… well… we actually encouraged young people to write poems about their brothers passing gas or any other silly thing that might happen. It makes us laugh. You might want to give it a try. Laughing that is. Although you are free to pass gas if the mood strikes.
Cheers!
— Shonica May 1, 02:54 PM #
Somehow I think that She-devil is only jealous of me shonica, what with not having a poem in their on name and all. You know something to call their own, and be named a true artist for having come up with something as okay as the poem I wrote.
— Strange May 7, 04:58 PM #
I’m sure that you are right, Strange. I wonder what kind of poem that She-devil would write if she were to write one?
— Shonica May 8, 12:46 PM #
I am truly sorry for posting that last remark and wish I could have said so sooner (my computer has been a little iffy with it’s connection). I don’t know what got into me that day and there is no exuse for what I posted and only ask forgiveness for being so rude.
As for what kind of poem I would write. I wouldn’t even know where to begin, there are so many things to write about and not enough hours in the day.
— She-devil May 23, 12:09 AM #
Hey Shonica, uhhhh… my name is messed up in the title, it’s been misspelled. ‘Cause it’s ethier that or I’ve been spelling my name wrong for a very long time. If you can fix it that’d be great if not oh well… Ya know it won’t kill me.
(I hope) sounds of me dying in the distance
ttfn
STRANGE
— Strange Jun 11, 09:34 PM #